I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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