If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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