Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Randomize
