you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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