Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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