Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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