We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I need a beard to bite.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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