I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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