i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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