Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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