awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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