Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
