I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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