My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
