I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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