escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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