I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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