dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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