Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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