The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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