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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh

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  (330): I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh http://tfl.nu/7tof
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker

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  (920): its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker http://tfl.nu/gudl
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  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...

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  (321): I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised... http://tfl.nu/krhx
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  (219): View more from Indiana

  THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.

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  (219): THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA. http://tfl.nu/qipd
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  (510): View more from California

  It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.

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  (510): It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello. http://tfl.nu/um1l
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  (813): View more from Florida

  Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl

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  (813): Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl http://tfl.nu/zwmh
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face

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  (330): I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face http://tfl.nu/xoka
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.

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  (740): When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits. http://tfl.nu/xvhm
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  (515): View more from Iowa

  He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.

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  (515): He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up. http://tfl.nu/h6j3
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  (714): View more from California

  Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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  (714): Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to. http://tfl.nu/rk2y
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  (661): View more from California

  Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.

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  (661): Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre. http://tfl.nu/eizk
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  (310): View more from California

  Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night

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  (310): Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night http://tfl.nu/y79x
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.

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  (205): I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good. http://tfl.nu/87eb
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk

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  (412): You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk http://tfl.nu/zmxc
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.

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  (517): Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception. http://tfl.nu/czcc
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