I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about