Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"