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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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(469): View more from Texas

Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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(512): View more from Texas

did you find a tooth?

(254): View more from Texas

did you lose one?

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(443): View more from Maryland

Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.

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(818): View more from California

I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire

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(239): View more from Florida

I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome

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(650): View more from California

Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?

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