You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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