I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I thought spray tan was a myth
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Houston, we have a blender
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE