Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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