6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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