You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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