I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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