And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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