It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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