Tell her she can't have a vagina
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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