I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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