YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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