That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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