Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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