yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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