If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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