My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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