I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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