would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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