Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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