So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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