Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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