are you still at the devil's house?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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