we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My life is pants optional.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm always down for nudity.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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