yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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