I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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