I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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