can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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