I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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