She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
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