? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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