i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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