Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
