Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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