Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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