Jerry, you need to find god
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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